McMurdoisms!

This list was painstakingly compiled by the heroic Brad. I believe the contributors included myself, Brad, Andy, Kevin, Jaimie and Kiran, Geoff, Chris, Jason, Ryan, and perhaps more. Let this list serve as a reminder to us all of the tribulations that we endured.

1) YOU NEVER WON, I DIDN'T SEE IT!!!
2) I DON'T SEE IT THAT WAY
3) I GUESS YOU TOOK ME OUT OF CONTEXT
4) I NEVER SAID THAT!!!!
5) JAKE IS A MORON!!!
6) HELLO, IS ASS FOR BRAINS THERE?
7) GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!
8) GET OUT OF MY CAR!!!
9) YOU HAVE SWORN ONE TOO MANY TIMES IN FRONT OF MY MOTHER!!
10) GOOD (PAUSE) PEOPLE!!!!!
11) CLASSIC!!!!
12) SHAFTED!!!!!
13) AHHHHH (PAUSE) DIRTY BUGTAINT!!!
14) THE SKY (PAUSE) IS (PAUSE) GREY (PAUSE) TODAY!!!!
15) THE MAKER!!!! GOOOOOD BAND!!!!!
16) HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEW ALBUM!!! GOOOOOD RECORD!!!!
17) IF THE MAKER IS NOT PLAYING, I'M NOT GOING!!!
18) VERY FUNNY!!!! GET OUT!!!
19) GOOD KILL GGG, CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD, GOOD KILL
20) I CAN'T LIVE WITH THESE INACCURACIES!!!!!
21) LET'S COUNT THE SHAFTS!!!
22) QUIT YOUR SENSELESS BABBLING!!!
23) NEXT TIME, GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH!!!
24) TOOOO SWEET!!!!
25) I CAN SMELL IT FROM HERE!!!!
26) I AM NOT KILLING, I AM PRESERVING THE ENVIRONMENT FOR FUTUR ENJOYMENT!!
27) I AM TOOOO BUSY!!! I AM NOT LIKE YOU JAKE, I DON'T SIT ON MY ASS!!!
28) LIVE NOT FOR YESTERDAY, LIVE NOT FOR TOMMORROW, LIVE ONLY FOR TODAY!!!
29) TOOO TIRED!!!
30) OH, THAT'S INTELLIGENT!!!
31) I AM NOT PART OF THAT RELIGION ANYMORE!!!!
32) HEY RYE WOODS, SMOKE FUCKIN' POLE!!!!
33) AH [PAUSE] DIRTY BUGTAINT!
34) EEN ERR EEN!
35) GOOD PEOPLE!
36) SCUZZY IS THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE.
37) LOOK AT THAT...16 MEGS OF RAM.
38) I'LL NEVER HAVE TO UPGRADE THIS COMPUTER
39) I GOT THE CAPTAIN'S CHAIR.
40) ANYONE WANT HALF A WEENTAINT?
41) YOU TOOK ME OUT OF CONTEXT.
42) IN THE WORDS OF THE IMMORTAL ANDREW O'MALLEY, "IF I HAD THE FORMULA TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY, I'D BE A RICH MAN.'
43) THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SPIRIT...FOR ME ANYWAY.
44) YOU GOT JACK SQUAT DONE!
45) I NEED AN OUTLET FOR MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATIONS (don't even ask)
46) GUN CONTROL IS THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS COMMUNISM
47) DAMN DO-GOODERS!!!
48) MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!!!
49) WE WIL (PAUSE) HAVE (PAUSE) A (PAUSE) GOOD TIME!!!
50) SCHNEIDER!! YOU ARE A MORON!!! (i liked that one)
51) EVERYONE IS A HYPOCRITE!!
52) CONGO TIME!!!!!
53) I NEED A TENSOR BANDAGE!!!
54) I AM HANDICAPPED!!!! I AM BLIND IN ONE EYE!!!
55) LOOK AT MARTY!!!!!!
56) LOOK AT BUDDY!!! I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASS!!!
57) LET'S GO TO THE SMELL!!!!! (he meant taco bell)>
58) WHAT WE NEED IS MORE PATRIOTISM!!!!
59) CLEAN UP THE WOOD CHIPS NOW!!!!
60) NICE ASS!!!! (he always said that to me or Rye, probably to Danielle too)
61) DARTS IS GOOD PEOPLE!!!
62) WHAT KIND OF A MORON DOESN'T KNOW WHAT WYSIWYG MEANS?!?!?!
63) KINDERFINITE!!!!
64) I'M GONNA FIGHT THEM!!! (he said that about the tennis players he wanted to fight)
65) WE'RE PACKING IT UP!!! (said when he nearly got us kicked out of the tennis tournament)
66) OUT!! OUT!!! OUT!!! OUT!!! OUT!!! (repeatedly cheating the guy at Kawartha tennis)
67) QUIT LEAVING YOUR GLASS DOWNSTAIRS!!!!
68) HARRISON FORD CALLED MY DAD EH!!!
69) PLAY BARRACUDA!!!!
70) LOOK AT BUDDY!!! HE CAN'T EVEN RIDE A BIKE PROPERLY!
71) OHHH!!!! THAT'S GREAT!!! (about some fucking military monument)
72) 5 CENTS FOR EVERY POUND OF DUCK!!!
73) I DON'T DRINK THAT MUCH!!!!
74) DO (PAUSE) YOU (PAUSE) WANT TO PLAY SOME (PAUSE) DEATH MATCHES?
75) SITTING AND WAITING IS CHEATING!!!!
76) RUNNING CLOCK!!!
77) OH ITS THE PRICE WE GOT TO PAY!!! (sung)
78) THE MAESTRO!!! GOOOOD GUITAR!!!!
79) YOUR COMPUTER IS SO MESSY!!! I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT IT!!! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF ORGANIZATION?!?!?
80) LOOK AT YOUR RESUME!!! IT SUCKS!!!!
81) PAPERBOY DOES TOO COUNT AS A JOB!!!! AND SO DOES BEING AN UMPIRE!!!
82) YOU CAN'T PUT TENNIS COURT MANAGER AS A JOB!!!! THAT ISN'T A REAL JOB!!!
83) I FORGOT TO TURN THE PUMPS OFF!!!
84) WORKING AT ERNIE'S WAS HELL!!!
85) 12 BUCKS AN HOUR SANDING WOOD!!! GOOOOD JOB!!!!
86) YOU JUST SIT ON YOUR ASS AND GET A JOB!!! MEANWHILE, I APPLY FOR TONS AND CAN'T EVEN GET ONE!!! DIRTY BUGTAINT!!!!
87) YOU CAN RENT ANY MOVIE YOU WANT AS LONG AS IT IS STARGATE!!!
88) DO (PAUSE) YOU WANT TO (PAUSE) GO TO THE (PAUSE) AUCTION!?!?!?
89) YOU CROSSED THE LINE!
90) YOU WENT TOO FAR!
91) I DON'T WANT TO PULL A JIM!
92) MACNAMARA LOVES ME!
93) I HAVE A 99.9% OF CHANCE OF GETTING THAT JOB!!!!
94) I AM ONE OF THE MOST HIREABLE PEOPLE COMING OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL!!
95) I DON'T PLAY TRAGICALLY HIP THAT OFTEN!!! I PLAY WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT!!
96) GET YOUR KEYS OFF OF MY HOOK!!
97) THE CATS LIKE BEING SMACKED!! SEE???
98) BOY DO I EVER HAVE A MCCHUBBY RIGHT NOW!
99) JAKE, WE ARE NEVER TELLING ANYBODY HOW WE MADE MONEY AT THE AIRPORT
100) HEY EVERYBODY!!! ME AND JAKE MADE $18 IN HALF AN HOUR AT THE AIRPORT!
101) I WAS TRYING TO DO WORK, BUT JAKE KEPT CALLING ME!!! (a blatant lie)
102) DID I TELL YOU THAT I AM GOING TO ASK MS.CONNEELLY TO MARRY ME?!?
103) JAKE!! YOU STAINED THE WALLS!!! YOU CAN'T TAKE A DUMP AT MY HOUSE EVER AGAIN!
104) THAT'S COCKY
105) MY DAD WILL CALL THE COPS IF YOU SQUEAL LIKE THAT ONCE MORE!!!
106) LOOK AT THOSE SHOES!
107) TOO SWEET-I CAN SMELL IT FROM HERE
108) SHAFTED
109) VERY FUNNY-GET OUT
110) CLASSIC
111) GOOD BAND
112) HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEW LP?-GOOD ALBUM
113) THE MAKER
114) I'M NOT GOING IF THE MAKER'S NOT PLAYING-THIS WAS REGARDING A SHOW WE WERE GOING TO.
115) I CAN'T LIVE WITH YOUR INACCURACIES.
116) YOU SWORE IN FRONT OF MY MOM TOO MANY TIMES-GET OUT
117) YOU CAN'T SIT THE THE FRONT MIDDLE SEAT UNLESS ALL THE OTHERS ARE FILLED. THAT'S CROWDING THE DRIVE, AND IT'S AGAINST THE LAW.
118) CAN I HAVE MY CEREAL BACK?
119) YOU CAN'T DECIDE. ALLRIGHT, YOU'RE ALL GOING TO YOU RESPECTIVE HOMES.
120) YOU'RE TAKING UP VALUABLE HARD DRIVE SPACE.
121) I DON'T MEAN TO BE SELFISH, BUT THESE ARE FOR US!
122) STINKIN' ROOT!!! GOOD POP!!!
123) HA HA HA!!! I COOKED IT IN LARD
124) STUDENT COUNCIL DO NOTHING!!! THEY SUCK THIS YEAR!!!
125) I HAD TO GET MY RELATIVES TO TAKE THE BEER BACK!!! I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO THE BEER STORE!!!!
126) THAT IS THE BEAUTY OF A FREE SOCIETY!!!
127) WE NEED THE BRUSH AXE.
128) YOU CALL THAT TRAILBLAZING!!
129) IF WE GO CAMPTAINTIN', I'M BUILDING A LEANTU!!
130) ME AND KEV DRANK THAT WATER!!
131) GIVE ME DEUCE PLEASE!!
132) MIDDLE ISLAND, ONLY TWEEDIE KNOWS!!!
133) IF WE'RE GOING CAMPING, WE NEED CLAM CHOWDER AND BLACK CHERTAINT!!!
134) JAKE IS SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT!!
135) I HATE JAKE SO MUCH!!!
136) I WISH JAKE WOULD ACT HIS AGE!!
137) CAN'T DO ANYTHING, GOTTA WATCH THE LEAFS TONIGHT!!
138) HEY BOYZ, GOING SLEDGIN' THIS WEEKEND!!
139) (Taint's mumbling under his breath)
140) PAINTING MY BIKE TERCEL ORANGE!!
141) I GOT BOYKO'S CHAIR!!
142) NEED THE LEATHER GLOVES TO GET THE CHOWDER OUT OF THE FIRE!!
143) I'M SORRY BRAD, I CAN'T TAKE YOUR PETITION SERIOUSLY WHEN JOHNNY LARUE SIGNED IT!!
144) YOU DO NOTHING FOR THE SCHOOL JAKE!
145) I NEVER MISS A COUNCIL MEETING JAKE!!
146) I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SET UP THE MUSIC IN THE CAFETERIA!!
147) WHERE IS EVERYONE TAINT (PAUSE) BYE!!
148) I'M AN ONTARIO SCHOLAR, AND YOUR NOT, EH JAKE.
149) YOU AND JAIMIE ARE BROTHER AND SISTER. YOU GUYS ARE THOSE SPOILED KIDS THAT ALWAYS GET NEW RACQUETS AND TENNIS LESSONS.
150) YOU HAVE TO GO...MY MOM WILL BE THERE.
151) C'MON IT WILL MAKE MY MOM HAPPY.
152) MY MOM WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOUR DRESS LOOKS LIKE.
153) MY MOM SAID THAT YOU CAN PICK ME UP AT THE SINGFIELD'S.
154) FINE, LEAVE...GO WITH YOUR FRIENDS!
155) BAR DARTS OOOOOHHHHH!
156) I WOULD HAVE GOT FIRST PLACE BUT MY DUCK FLOATED WITH ITS HEAD IN THE WATER.
157) I KNOW 10 TIMES MORE THAN JAKE DOES ABOUT COMPUTERS-IT JUST SHOWS IT'S NOT WHAT YOU KNOW, BUT WHO YOU KNOW.
158) 25 CENTS A BLOCK GUYS.
159) WANNA GO TO THE AUCTIONS?
160) I DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT YOUR CAR GGG
161) FART (EVERY DAY AT 12 O'CLOCK)
162) DON'T BREAK THOSE BALLOONS, I'VE HAD THEM A WHILE
163) HUNTERS ARE GOOD PEOPLE
164) I NEED THOSE KEYS-THEY LOCK MY GUNS
165) THE TRAGICALLY HIP ARE A GOOD CANADIAN BAND GUYS
166) I'LL PROBABLY STAY FOR SPARKMARKER AND THEN LEAVE CAUSE I'M MCMURDO AND I'M LIKE THAT.
167) NO MOM, THE HELICOPTER WASN'T FOR ME.
168) NO MOM, NONE OF US ARE DRINKING.
169) SHOOT SOME STICK?
170) DID YOU KNOW IT'S MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY TOO KIRAN?
171) IF I COME HOME WITH LIQUOR ON MY BREATH MY MOM WILL HOOF ME.
172) ORDER ME THE FRAIL LP JAKE
173) IS THAT POLICY OF 3? I LIKE POLICY OF 3. (THIS ONE MIGHT BE ON THE LIST)
174) I GOT ATHLETE OF THE YEAR AT MY HOUSE BOYS.
175) DO YOU WANT A SLEDGE HOCKEY CARD?
176) NICE SPOTS! NICE SPOTS!
177) HEY KIRAN I SAW YOUR SPORK.
178) I GUESS I'M RIDING ON THE BACK OF SINGFIELDS BIKE TO NEW BRUNSWICK.
179) DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE CYCLING CLUB SCHNEID?
180) YOU NEVER CALL TO TALK TO ME, GGG, YOU ALWAYS ASK FOR JAKE.
181) I'LL CHARGE HIM!
182) I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE TAXI!
183) HOT-MART LOVES ME. HE LET ME DRIVE HIS TRUCK.
184) DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT!!
185) DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR THAT!!
186) DIDN'T NEED TO SMELL THAT!!
187) JUST ASKIN!!
188) THAT'S GOOD RUT!! (as in root beer)
189) DON'T THROW THE DARTS SO HARD!!
190) IF I MAKE THE FAN BLOW THE AIR OUT IT WORKS BETTER!!
191) LET'S ASK MAC TO PLAY THE GUITAR!!
192) HEY KIRAN-IS THAT A PIZZA? AW, SHAFTED AGAIN!
193) I CAN'T DRIVE WHEN YOU ARE SITTING IN THE MIDDLE SEAT IN THE BACK!!! I NEED TO SEE THE MIRRORS!!!!
194) THAT IS GOING TO TAKE YOU 3 HOURS TO REEL THAT KITE BACK!!! I'M LEAVING!
195) LOOK AT MY STRAW HAT!! YOU LIKE THAT?
196) OWWWW!!!! (mcmurdo being slapped in grade 9 after his infamous sunburn)
197) MY COMPUTER SCREWED UP!! IT DELETED YOUR LINKS CHARACTER!!
198) I CAN'T BELIEVE BRAD BOUGHT A 386!! I WOULD NEVER HAVE DONE THAT!!
199) INDYCAR LOOKS THE SAME ON TOM'S COMPUTER AS IT DOES ON MINE!!!
200) GOOD GAME!!! GETS BORING AFTER A WHILE THOUGH!!!
201) SORRY, I DELETED IT!!!
202) WHERE ARE THE BATS!!!!?!?!?!?
203) JUST CALL ME CYCLOPS!!! (he never said that either)
204) YOU GUYS ARE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!!
205) NOBODY WILL STEAL MY BIKE!!
206) GEEEEZZ!!! I REALLY AM A MORON (he didn't say this one either)
207) I GOT A D- IN SOCIOLOGY, BUT I HATED THAT CLASS ANYWAYS!!
208) QUIT PUTTING MY BIKE UP IN THE TREE!!!
209) AARON-OH!!! I COULD GET A JOB THERE, MY DAD KNOWS THE GUY!
210) DAMN!!! ITS FOGEY NIGHT!!!
211) I NEARLY TOOK A DOUBLE ASS YOKER (i have no idea, he always mumbled it)
212) ***POINTING (*** denotes action)
213) GLENN USED TO TOUR AROUND TO ALL THE COUGARS GAMES EHH?!?!
214) ME AND LOVEKIN DID NOTHING IN PHYSICS LAST YEAR!!!
215) I GOT SERVED AT THE BEER STORE IN PETERBOROUGH EH?!?!
216) SHERI YOU TRAITOR!
217) I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IMMIGRANTS, ITS THOSE DAMN REFUGEES!! GET THEM OUT OF HERE!!!
217) LETS GET SOME WEDGE FRIES!!
218) YOU WANT A POP-TAINT!?!?!?
219) AH!!! CALLING ME COLLECT!! IS THAT ALL YOU CAN THINK OF DOING IN GUELPH?!?
220) DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY, YOU SUCK!!!
221) WAHT ELSE DO YOU EXPECT FROM THE LARDASS?
222) SLIM IS SUCH A FUCKING MORON.
223) NO! YOU ARE NOT BRINGING GGG TO MY HOUSE!! HE GETS ON MY COMPUTERS AND WON'T GET OFF!!!
224) WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A WESTIE?!?
225) GGG, YOUR TIRES LOOK GOOFY!!
226) BRAD IS OK, BUT MANSEY, EBBERS, SLIM AND ANDY ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF ME IN GEOGRAPHY!!
227) SAMMMMMMMMYYYY!!!
228) YOU CAN COME OVER AND PLAY DEATH MATCHES BUT I DON'T WANT ANY OF THOSE OTHER IDIOTS COMING OVER!
229) LOOK AT COOL GUY!
230) DENIM BOY!